Friday, June 4, 2010

Lessons Learned Before 6 AM

Top 5 lessons learned before 6 AM this morning:

Number 5: Spiders jump. Screaming makes them jump higher.
Number 4: If you're missing your keys, obviously, look in the fridge on top of the lunch you packed. duh.
Number 3: Wildlife does not care that you are speeding towards them. They will stop and pee in the middle of the road.
Number 2: Dogs do not like it when you accidently knock their water bowl over. Just so you know...
Number 1: Oatmeal will boil in the microwave in 20 seconds. If using this method, do not do it in a little coffee cup.


Lord knows I'll have many more lessons later. Today is an exciting day, though. I'm taking Alexander for his first playdate with Azlyn and Kaile and then to Carousel for his first cup of ice cream! Last week, he had his first trip to the park. Yesterday, he had his first lollipop from the bank and had his first dip in the stream at Rady Park. He also learned how to grab faces and give kisses yesterday. He's such a little lovebug.

Well, I'm off to clean up the kitchen a bit, get breakfast ready to go, and then get ready to play. :)

1 comment:

  1. I love reading your stories about him and seeing his pictures! Btw, I could've told you that spiders jump lol ;-)

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