I'M A HOUSING NERD

Hello, folks.
I found on the September issue of the Pride (which I'm just now reading...it counts...it's still September) that I'm a housing nerd. :(
Sooo I'm going to share with you why I'm a nerd.

10. You're in constant search for icebreakers.
9. Acronyms are part of your everyday vocab. (Think VACURH, SAACURH, NACURH, POY)
8. Roll call is more of an interpretive dance than a raised hand and, "Here".
7. You make top ten lists for everything.
6. Light bulbs go off when you see things that could be used for bids, bulletin boards, or programs.
5. Every tee-shirt you own is Housing-related.
4. You spend more time in the Housing office than in your own room.
3. You get super psyched for conferences.
2. "No, I can't, I'm on call" is a legit excuse. (Every Tuesday, baby <3)
Aaaaannnnndddd...number 1...which is my FAVORITE because it defines me:
1. You twitch/spasm/spontaneously combust every time you hear the D-word. (it's a four letter word that makes me cringe)

So thank you, September issue of Pride, for helping me procrastinate my paper and making me laugh.